... und diese Woche erzähle ich euch einen Witz für unsere Freunde in den USA (und es ist purer Zufall, daß es sich wieder um einen Harley-Fahrer handelt --- echt wahr !)
Es geht also um einen sparsamen Biker der so gerne eines dieser HD-Motorräder wollte ( warum auch immer ), ... doch lest selber ...
This guy has
always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up
enough money so he goes down to the dealer and he picks out the perfect bike.
While getting all the paperwork together, the dealer tells him about an old
biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The trick
is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and
everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love.
She wants him to meet her parents so she asks him to come to dinner. He readily
accepts and the date is set.
At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her
parents' house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person
to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young
man decides to speed things up. He reaches over and kisses his woman in front of
her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her
mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. No one says a
word.
He is wondering what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and
pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
The father says "Okay
damnit, I'll do the dishes!"